(hire me, apple)
Oh, look! It's OneBillionPixel's iPod Touch for TS2! Enjoy none of the benefits of an iPhone and all of the benefits of clinging to the 2000s with the brand-new iPod Touch. Or not. I don't know if it's brand new. I still own the 5th generation Nano.
You can find this bad boy in Electronics - Misc. It doesn't do anything. Yet.
Do you like what I do? Then I'd love if you donated. Any amount helps!