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Windows 98 is upon us! I mean, *cough* my Obsolete Tech project continues,
Get ready for Y2k! Guaranteed to not explode, maim, or harm you! Browse the World Wide Web for such things as Web-Blogs and Net-Chats! Bond over topics such as Beanie Babies, the Backstreet Boys, or Bill Clinton! Whatever your fancy, our standard in-built 56 kbit/s Dial-Up modulator–demodulator system will have you there within the hour.* AltaVista is installed, along with AOL. AIM instant messenger feature is not pictured.
Included is a free Word Processor for all of your documents. Ready to hook up to any PS/2 capable printer, fax machine, or Xerox to get your message out there as quickly as you can speak it!*
With quick* and easy* E-Mail and Job Search software, you can easily apply for the job you want* and browse dozens of web-sites catering to your job-hunting needs. E-Mail is the new fad. No more licking stamps or rushing out to find the right envelope size! E-Mail is truly digital and instant!* All you need is your own E-Mail address, and those of your friends! Write them down on a piece of paper, as well as their pager number, so they can receive your messages on the fly!
With Job Listings, it integrates seamlessly* with our Job Search software to find you the job that you need at the click of a mouse! Browse such fascinating sites as BBC, GeoCities, Slate, Yahoo!, Live Journal, MSN, AOL, Ask Jeeves, and AngelFire pages!
*Absolutely not guaranteed, and the help line for this has been redirected to the sound of an intern sobbing. Please see the SE upgrade for details.
This is a default replacement and will affect every computer in your game, so make sure to remember where you put it!
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